Coda
We don't need no stinkin' ethics board around here!
GREG BEAN
      Grab onto your seats, because I'm about to tell you something so absolutely shocking you'll fall onto the floor with a case of the shivering fantods if you don't hold tight.
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Are We There Yet?
Gonna need an ocean of calamine lotion
LORI CLINCH
      On a lovely evening in a moment of blissful ignorance, my husband and I took a charming stroll in our backyard. We enjoyed the birds, the flowers and nature in all of her splendor. "Look at that beautiful vine, will ya!" I exclaimed when I saw that a hardy plant was taking root all on its own.
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